once and for all
Why is it that when someone offers me food and I politely refuse (“no thanks I’m full”), they always say something like “On a diet?” or “Afraid you’ll get fat?”. This is especially prominent in Asians, I know they are teasing, but it’s really annoying because you know they’re hoping I’ll say “Yes” so that they can go into a full blown wawawas on why you should just enjoy food etcetera while the truth is that most times, they,too, hope to lose a size or two.
I don’t treat eating as a chore. When I say I’m full, I’m really full, trust me, if I want your food, I’ll have it (and if I like it, you’ll be goddamn sorry). Sometimes, I just don’t feel like eating or I’m not tempted by whatever’s on your plate. And by the way, yes, I don’t want to get fat, who in the hells actually ASKS for excess BMI?
Are you sure you’re not on a diet?
Hahahah.
Just kidding. I hate that question too. When I was in Manado, the om2s kept saying that I’m on a diet, just cause I wouldn’t eat much. But the truth was I couldn’t eat no’ mo’ cuz the dishes were spicy and I had major diarrhea.
AHAHAHHA!! kasian bgt. but manada food emang VERY VERY spicy but soooo good though